<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2153825717296689646</id><updated>2011-04-22T11:24:57.283+08:00</updated><category term='jonesis'/><title type='text'>The Jonesis</title><subtitle type='html'>Looking for girls,
wrong place.
Looking for knowledge,
go to school.
Looking for enlightenment,
Look no more.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2153825717296689646/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>jon-ner-turn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13907177847206064630</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PmSbQS6zwhs/SKbJPsIKUCI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/H-XUWyoz80U/S220/Image282.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2153825717296689646.post-141645004846464474</id><published>2008-11-04T22:34:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T22:52:41.683+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;I'm back =) after a long period of self restrain from blogging(pure laziness)..a week from now, schools out for me..today's America's important day..Go&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt; OBAMA&lt;/span&gt;..Najib just won the election to be his party's head..spm's next week..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;Hmm..lots to look forward to and also worry about eh..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;But enough with the serious stuff, lets focus on the lighter side of life..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;I just realised that at st jo, my school, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;prefects should not come to school for the last week of holiday..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;my reasons, plenty so i'll list them down for you..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ffff;"&gt;1. You bloody have to cut your hair to set an example..sigh..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#33ccff;"&gt;2. There's practically no more duty left because i also dunno..maybe its me getting lazy..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#99ffff;"&gt;3. And also umm umm..well for any doubts just refer to number 1. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;I had my bloody sideburns shaved off for goodness sake..grr..dah la the barber guy speak to me in mandarin,maybe thats why got miscommunication..hehe..maybe serves me right..kek kiang..i learned something as well..never go to a barber in kenyalang park on a sunday that happens to be a race horse day..halfway cutting my hair,the guy whips out his glasses,looks at the chinese newspapar in front of me and starts cursing..lan cia* and stuff..pass money here and there..lots of ppl betting..it would have been quite interesting to watch all of those ah peks sitting at the coffee shop with a pencil and paper betting..if i weren't having a haircut..and i came out of the barber shop looking like some weird guy..ahaha..but i think i look younger le..hehe..should cut my hair short more often..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;The back layer..the side burn got shaved..i'll take a pic and post it up maybe later..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2153825717296689646-141645004846464474?l=jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com/feeds/141645004846464474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2153825717296689646&amp;postID=141645004846464474' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2153825717296689646/posts/default/141645004846464474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2153825717296689646/posts/default/141645004846464474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com/2008/11/im-back-after-long-period-of-self.html' title=''/><author><name>jon-ner-turn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13907177847206064630</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PmSbQS6zwhs/SKbJPsIKUCI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/H-XUWyoz80U/S220/Image282.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2153825717296689646.post-9152643990571892106</id><published>2008-08-16T20:35:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T21:56:21.547+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jonesis'/><title type='text'>Jonesis</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#33ff33;"&gt;In the beginning, he was sitting at his computer. The earth he was in, seemed to lack something. He pondered for seconds finally realising what was truly missing. Enlightenment struck him there and then. With his trusty pc, he worked his fingers,typing. slowly at first. &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;T a p, t a p, t a p&lt;/span&gt;. Then increasingly faster. &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Tap, tap, tap. &lt;/span&gt;Filling his brain with information, reading, filling and leaving some blanks, lead him to create what was soon to be, what is going to be, what has become ........................................................the Jonesis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coming to all readers now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;s&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:+0;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/s&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2153825717296689646-9152643990571892106?l=jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com/feeds/9152643990571892106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2153825717296689646&amp;postID=9152643990571892106' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2153825717296689646/posts/default/9152643990571892106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2153825717296689646/posts/default/9152643990571892106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jon-ner-turn.blogspot.com/2008/08/jonesis.html' title='Jonesis'/><author><name>jon-ner-turn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13907177847206064630</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PmSbQS6zwhs/SKbJPsIKUCI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/H-XUWyoz80U/S220/Image282.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
